What's your "You know what, if I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna have fun doing it" pick?

By that, I mean when 4 people on your team pick 4 attackers/speedsters with no regard to team comp and you're forced to play the filler role. Bonus points if one or two of the attackers are mages with leftovers or stacking items.

For me, it's either crustle or sableye. If I know I'm gonna have a miserable time playing something like umbreon or blastoise because no one is going to take advantage of the cc/vision I'm giving, then I'm just gonna lock in something that's good at being annoying and getting people to chase you.

Though ironically, I've had a couple of surprise matches where the garbage team comp with crustle and 4 attackers did well. The ones where we got expectedly curbstomped were fun for the sake of harassing anyone who walked up and then speeding off.