Let's give a big slow applaud to all the wonder Mother In Laws out there.

Heavy sarcasm ahead.

Blows my mind they haven't been contacted by DC comics yet, to ✨star✨ in the next Wonder Woman movie. I mean, who else but a wonder woman , I mean Mother In Law, can have a c-section, then be on the beach on the very same day! Showing off their big boobs. The men likes it you know! And if they can do it. So can you!

And if you dare ask about the scar, they'll say "what scar! VITAMIN E oil!" and you'll never get a scar! Or stretch marks! There should be absolutely no sign of a pregnancy on your tummy postpartum. You know that, don't you?!

And if you dare share your insecurities about the birthing part itself, the wonder Mother In Law will tell you, they never said a peep! Not even when they got cut open "down there", no peep. And if you go to said hospital the staff will still talk about that wonder Mother In Law, that didn't even squeak during child birth. No word.

And they'll share stories about their preemie son, 8 weeks too early! He could fit in the palm of your hand, the horror. Went to NICU, oh how the staff fussed. NOT the Mother In Law, she wasn't worried in the least! She knew their son would pull through. You've heard and listened to those stories, tiny baby. Only to be shown pictures of a fully grown baby at 28 weeks, measuring 51cm and 4kg!! The miracle!! And if you dare question the NICU stay "what NICU stay? Silly girl. You never listen!"

Trying to share the difficulties of pregnancy, the endless illness' you've had. The nausea, the heartburn, constantly out of breath. Blame your muscles, they CLEARLY weren't in good shape before pregnancy. And NO! You've not had a difficult pregnancy. Come on now! Silly girl! The wonder Mother In Law, had a far more worse pregnancy. Couldn't leave the house without vomitting. Couldn't even walk! Had to be bedbound, while their husband effed off, and so they were all alone. Who needs a man anyway?! They had a stunning body, don't forget, and the men noticed of course. You couldn't even see they were pregnant. Better to vomit, than gaining a few pounds. How dare we gain anything while growing a baby? These Mother In Laws never did! And look at their stunning bodies! More important, than the babies they birthed.

Such wonder women walking around us. Such wow.