Universal Deep Cuts/Burns

As a Fun Friday bit, what are some Universal specific deep cuts that you can think of to say to someone? To that one guest that is just being completely out of pocket. A burn that only a Universal fan would understand. Keep it lighthearted. I'll start:

I hope you get Amity 3 on your next trip on Captain Jake's Amity Boat Tours.

I hope the next time you help save the Green Planet, E.T. calls you "friend."