Girl with the Triforce Tattoo (Wall Street)
Last night, I met two attractive girls at some bar where the best way to get service is to show off your breasts. Despite my best attempts, I was unable to do so but was blessed with the generous kindness of a girl, whose name I presume to be Zelda, buying one for my friend and I. However, due to my inability to be suave, my fascination with hearing Eddie Murphy's "Party All The Time" playing through the speakers, and a crippling desire to pee I was unable to show much interest or be anything other than fucking awkward. Having said that, this girl is cute, she is on Reddit (hence this post) and I'd like to make up for my folly last night of not asking for her number. I know it's a slim chance she actually sees this but I figured I best give it a shot.
Posted Apr 13, 2013, 9:08 PM UTC