I'd like to offer for the TF2 Premium Gift Item? [Listen to what I have to say!]

Hi Reddit, I'm fairly sure I'm acting extremely rude asking for such a thing.

I have an annoying problem though which I'll be explaining. I've had TF2 since it was announced F2P, but I never bothered to get Premium when I was able to. I recently started playing it nonstop since the beginning of March and I've become obsessed.

So, I was thinking, maybe I should get Premium! So, I considered it.

My friend told me it only costs literally about 50 cents by buying an item in the TF2 store to become premium, but I never needed to buy steam cash for my wallet. I bought Terraria, L4D2, Portal 2 through a direct transaction over paypal. So, I tried buying the Heavy's Chocolate Bar on the TF2 Shop and I went through transaction, until it asked me I had to pay a minimum of $5 to my steam wallet to use to buy the Chocolate Bar. Apparently you can't do a direct Paypal transaction, you need to first purchase steam credit money to use for games like that. Like I said, the games I purchased before didn't require me to add Steam credit to the wallet since it was over $5 or so. I'm currently out of money on it and I can't refill it for a while as it's my dad's Paypal, not mine. (I'm 17, and going to turn 18 this May). My Paypal account only has two dollars, not enough to refill my Steam account for $5, which is the minimum transaction it does.

I'm not really sure if you guys understand where I'm getting at, but TLDR: I have inefficient steam credit/Paypal money to afford Premium.

HERE'S THE CATCH: I'm not asking for FREEBIES, I'd like to consider a trade. I have FOUR (4) Dota 2 Invites I can give away for a TF2 Premium Gift, or I can share my Battlefield 3 PC Account (It lets you download the PC game and everything) because I hate the game, and I will never play it. I got it at 80% off and it came down to only $10 since the nearby ToysRUs closed down and every price was stripped in the store. (I'm not into COD/BF3/etc.)

Thank you for hearing me out, Reddit, and I hope anyone kindly spirited would give a favor. :)

I can be contacted on steam @ Jordanrracer

Sincerely, Jordan