I consider myself drunk when i can talk with the back of my hands. What are your signs that you are drunk, people of this place?

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As said, the question remains.

The point i explaiende is especially prelevant when i have to go to the bathroom. It looks weird for others , sure. But i often need the backside of my hands to tell me i am drunk, or me to telll them!