Magic wish cliff

Is 3 man on top of magic wishing cliff. 1 man estonia, 1 man russia, 1 man latvia. Men read of sign beside cliff that say "Jump off cliff, to saying wish, is get wish!". Estonia man jump of cliff, say "I want be politburo!", man is land on ground and is being greet by fellow politburo comrade! Russia man jump off cliff is saying "Many vodka!", man is land in pool of vodka. Latvia man turn, he jump off cliff say "I no want suffer and wife not die malnourish!", man turn into potato, wife eat of potato. Man is end suffer!