What is the worst sex dialogue you can create?

Somehow I was inspired to write the worst sex dialogue ever. Curious if you can beat it (not beat to it):

John: I want to be in your baby hole.

Jane: Put your million swimming dna fish inside my tract. I see your glans. It's swollen.

John: I see your homologous but smaller glans.

Jane: Why don't you have a foreskin?

John: I'm Jewish.

It's ok.

John: I want to look under your hood.

Look.

John: I want to tickle you belly button from the inside.

Jane: Hit my spot. That's it.

John: I don't like hitting women.

Jane: Don't hurt me, just massage the Grafenberg area.

John: Where is it? Can I use my GPS? My Grafenberg Positioning System.

Jane: I love it when you whip out your 4G to find my 1G. There. You found it.

John: Is there a prize?

Jane: There's a prize. My body releases endorphins and ocytocin to bond with you.

John:I'm concerned, ocycontin is addictive.

Jane: No, ocytocin. We're bonding.

John: Ionic or covalent bonds?

John:More like ionic.

John: I want to dissolve inside you like a salt in an aqueaous solution.

John:Please don't oversalt, it's bad for blood pressure.

John: Have some protein milkshake baby, taste it.

John:You spermed me. Let's cuddle.

John: Ouch, my arm's asleep.

John: Shhhhh.

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