You are a shitty roommate, a shitty friend, and a shitty person. I'm done with you.

You are, by far, the most selfish person I know. You are willing to throw away 18 years of friendship over one fight. And I honestly don't even care any more. I don't want to be friends with you any more. Being around you is exhausting; I can't do it any more. You suck the life out of the people around you.

You are loud, disrespectful, and completely hypocritical. A complete nightmare to live with. I've been kept up by your parties and screaming matched with your boyfriend until the wee hours of the morning. I'm done with your shit.

I am going to avoid you for the three months left on our lease, and when I move out, I am completely cutting you out of my life. End of story. You always wondered why none of your friendships last more than a couple of years; the only common denominator is you. Because YOU. ARE. PSYCHO.