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Eggnoodle

Stages of intoxication

  1. Top of the world.
  2. The top of the world talks...a lot.
  3. The world itself is mobile.
  4. The earth rotates at 86,164.098 903 691 seconds.
  5. Is this my dinner I see before me?
  6. Need to go home. Where is home?
  7. Sidewalks. Warm and soft.
  8. No I'm ok really no need to to phlem arses, PRESS CHARGES! Sorry I meant don't...press...

Posted Apr 13, 2013, 11:30 PM UTC

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