Brine Asset, worst sidewall design ever. how do i string this bitch?

so i work at a equipment store, and one of my duties is stringing custom pockets for customers. well i get in today and what do i find? a little thing called the Brine Asset. What the fuck am i suppose to do with this? i have never seen a more retarded sidewall design in my life, and i am stumped with this one. anyone stung one of these abominations before and have any tips for me? got my manager pressing for me to get it done but i have no idea where to even start.