How Brandon McCartney became "The Based God"

Back in the 1940's Nazis were experimenting with brain combining. The US found these plans and saved them until they were needed. On March 9th 1997 Brandon McCartney had an "Accident" when riding his bike and had serious brain damage. Little did he or his family knew the government set him up so his brain could be replaced with the combination of Christopher Smalls and Lesane Parish Crooks brains. After that Brandon was very different and thinked outside the box. People thought he was crazy and called him "Base Head" and "Based". Now he is known as the second coming of Christ, or The Based God.