I can't remember if I tried this here...but /r/gaming didn't like it

(if you haven't played Half Life 2, you won't get this, by the way. I will state, for clarity's sake, that "Dog" is a vaguely humanoid robot)

Before Gordon pulled into the station

Young Alyx was starved for relations

On inspection, you'll find

that Dog is designed

For thrusting, as well as vibration