The 5 players of the League

I am the best player in the world. I am a leader. I motivate my team to victory. I am the grand strategist. I am worshipped and adored. I am a theorycrafter. I throw hard but carry harder. I am a celebrity. I am proud and accomplished. I have more knowledge of this game than you, and I will exploit that. My name is ____ and I play solo mid.

I am the backbone of my team. I am an island. You may ignore me, but you’ll never forget me. I can stand on my own two feet, you might not be able to, so climb on my back; I’ll carry you. I stream. I know my opponents and their abilities well, my life depends on it. I recognize that the smallest mistakes cost me this lane, and sometimes, the game. I am ____ and I play top.

I am everywhere. I am nowhere. I am quick. I am there for you. I am wrong, even if it was your fault. I only ask for help once a game, the rest of the time, I live to serve you. I am aware, no one knows more about the state of the game than myself. I am in control of the game. I am fearless and live for kills. My name is ____ and I’m a jungler.

I am weak, and I need your help, but if you help me, I’ll kill everyone. The mechanics are strong with me. I am greedy. I care little for winning, I fight for money, the thrills, and the glory. I care little for champion matchups. I’ll let someone else worry about that. If something doesn’t benefit me directly, I won’t do it, but if you throw in a couple gold, I’ll do anything, even die to kill a siege minion. It’s all about the money, baby. I’m ____, and I’m ADC.

I am selfless. I am the great timekeeper. I never do or buy anything for myself. I will sacrifice my life for my team, no matter the reason. I care little for gold or honor, I only desire that those around me live long and prosper. Say the word, and I’m there. Blame me for lack of vision, I’ll buy more wards. Never ever tell me how much I carried you, just win me the game. You may not like me, but you need me. It doesn’t matter who I am, I play support.