[Critique] 25/M What's the deal? I've got a sweet 'stache and everything.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/hamancheesetaco

I've messaged so many girls about things in their profle or interests and no replies for 6 months. Am I shooting out of my league or something? I'm usually pretty good about talking to women in person, but I just seem to fail HARD on the innernertz.