The Hot Tub Boat
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hammacher.comPosted Apr 14, 2013, 12:33 PM UTC
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hammacher.comI feel this would suck unless the body of water it is in has no waves.
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The worst part is that the boat only has 1 bathroom.
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Probably meant for a lake-house or something similar.
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Yeah was just about to say, one good wave and you lose half the water.
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Who is steering the boat??
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DAD, SHUT UP!
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You can see one of the guys holding a sort of joystick. I guess that's how the boat is steered.
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Just make sure the joystick isn't flesh coloured to avoid awkward situations.
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Or amazing situations, considering this looks like the perfect item to combine with scantily clad women and alcohol.
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Even in the ads, there's two women to four guys. It's . . . not looking good.
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Brings a whole new meaning to the Dutch rudder.
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I feel like this is straight out of one of the Immodium "Where will you be?" ads.
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You can rent them. http://hottubboats.com/
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I don't want to be the Debbie Downer, but as someone who is often on the lake where these are rented (Lake Union, Seattle WA):
- The hot tub isn't nearly as deep as the pictures make them look. Those people are intentionally slouching to try to make it look deeper.
- They don't allow alcohol.
- You can't leave Lake Union without making special (read: $$$) arrangements.
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Whaaaaaat? No booze? Why would the Mormons be the ones to invent the hottub boat?
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In Ontario you aren't allowed to have open liqour in a boat just like cars now too, it's BS
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Wait, how does that work? Like ever? Or just when the boat is underway?
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It's a liability thing because it is a rental. I see lots of people that are drinking when they are in the boats.
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Wow, only 2 feet deep? That kind of sucks!
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And I'm pretty sure that's the middle. The seating area on the sides appears even more shallow. If you look for the "Testing the water" image in the photo gallery, the water doesn't come to their knees. Unless those women are really, really tall, that is 12-18 inches of water.
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Especially if you are splitting it 4 ways.
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Rentals are available for 2, 3, or 4 hour time slots.
So you couldn't just do one hour, but even two hours wouldn't break the bank for most folks. Like you said, split it 4 ways or fill her up and split it six ways, and the cost isn't that bad for a unique experience.
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This is fucking ridiculous. This might be the most ridiculous thing I've seen on the internet all year.
This is probably second most ridiculous thing I've seen all year
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There's one in the Netherlands that's heated by a wood-burning underwater stove. http://www.hottug.nl/hottug_en.htm
I swear its SFW
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A hot tuck in the hot tug... ಠ‿ಠ
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I was just thinking how terrible this would be if you ended up lost at sea in it.
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I was just thinking how hilarious this would be if you ended up lost at sea in it.
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red bikini girl needs more face time
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for those times when you dont want to be in the water, but you wanna be in the water.
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My immediate concern is the fact that you're not supposed to spend more than like 20 minutes in a hot tub, and even if you stay beyond that, it usually starts to feel uncomfortable after a while, and the whole boat is a hot tub so it's not really too practical.
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getting this when I become a millionaire.
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Which is why so many new millionaires go broke. Get it when you are a hundred millionaire.
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I'd get it as an investment. Your payoff is all the sexy parties you can have in your hot tub boat.
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if i was a hundred millionaire i'd buy one to put in my pool. A hot tub. in my boat. in my pool.
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The pool is of course on your yacht.
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Some charter out their mega yachts, u/FartingBob charters out his hot tub boat.
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- buy hot tub boat
- ??????????
- profit
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This is such a dumb idea, I can't even begin to describe how dumb it is.
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i never understood the big deal about hottubs. had one in my house for 3 years only used it for orgies. i certainly wouldnt care to boat around in one.
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I put a pool in yo pool so you can swim while you swim
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Crazy freaking Dutch. It's fun to say this because my wife is Dutch, and you all know wife-mocking is a healthy activity.
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I like this one better.
http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=11985&refsku=12211&xsp=1&promo=xsells
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Yes but does it also come with a time machine?
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Yo dawg we heard you liked swimming...
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ctrl-F "yo dawg" Was not dissapointed.
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Um, where is my cup holder?
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Oh it's duty free! Cus I was really worried about the duty on a $42,000 floating hot tub.