King Geoffrey is a Toys "R" Us Kid - Spoiler Warnings! Season 1: A Game of Thrones

Imagine this parody: Geoffrey, the giraffe Toys "R" Us mascot as Joffrey Baratheon - warning scope

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The King can do as he likes

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Enjoy!

Edit: botched spoiler code. attempt #2 #3 #4 #5 (think I got it)