Introduction:

Well time to make a good impression since I need you to understand that I'm the best thing you could hope for

I am a 47 year old ugly bastard with multiple years of roleplaying experience, there is not a single limit that holds me, be it gore or any kind of filth

I usually prefer to have maximum pleasure during my roleplays so I dont really care enough to shower or take care of my body, it only aids me in creeping over perverted bitches such as you by brewing all this creamy smegma under the foreskin of my cock which lubes it up when I stroke it~ 

Dont think youll find any manners in me however as if I feel like relaxing, I will, that means that I will often fart like a slob while jerking off to you, on top of that, I also like teasing my asshole with my finger~ why not use all holes for pleasure?

That means that if you enjoy playing futa, better expect to be forcefully raped and riden by my hairy ass while being barraged with insults and jokes about how a useless a hung bitch like you is, wasting the potential of having a generous and big cock, I could just basically tie you up with a rope and tease your undeserved cock with my boomer ass

Nothing comes without a cost though you greedy cunt, I will give you as many STDs as I physically can and punch your guts in whenever I want to so that you become truly addicted to me and obsessed

Your own womb will be showered in my cum, my gross, old, thick yellow cum, letting you grow retarded offsprings  inside of you only to abort them with my own hands and let their corpses rot inside of you until you become a hive for insects and transform into a broodmother

Besides that, I would be the best master you could find yourself for a reason for example being that youd have complete freedom over when you play with me and if/when you play with other people, you wouldnt be forced to do any personal and ridiculous things around me

All I require from you is that your idiot brain falls in obsessive love for me and beg to serve

Extra info: Since youre now madly in love with me, I want you to pick some hentai bitch from one of those artists:

(Favorite) Cervina7
Cham22
hb-viper

Optionally you may also pick the girls attatched to this post <3

Im not with the guys having to put all the effort everywhere, so pick a girl and write a starter/introduction with a picture of your girl attached~ try your best to catfish me, real women are boring anyways, also be fucking lewd and kinky! I want to goon to it, if youre a one liner, I WILL ignore you 

Bonus points if you're going to catfish me and make me think that the fucking hentai bitch is real <3 

Extra bonus points if youll set your discord name and pfp to your choosen bitch ~ fuck thatd make me nut so hard

UPDATE: A catfish slut just gave me the best orgasm ever while I was shitting on the toilet so change of rules bitches, from now on YOU HAVE TO catfish me, if you want to guarantee that I become your husband, add me on discord with your pfp and name set to your bitch

Ugly_bastard420 

(You dont have to be female in real life )

[M4F] ATTENTION WHORES! EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!! I Am a fat cocked limitless ugly bastard looking for a fully limitless bitch to make into my wife! More info in the body