37 [M4F] #DC/DMV - compatibility questions.

I am a curious guy by nature. Curiosity about the world and people’s experience in it is one of my most endearing, and ultimately annoying, traits. These questions are usually sparked by Pixar movies. For example:

1. How many helium balloons do you think it would take to lift your house for an Up-like adventure?

2. Other than bread, could Jesus miracle any other cooked food? Was he limited to ingredients only available before Columbus sailed the ocean blue?

3. Why is there a car pope in Cars? Are there Catholic cars? Protestant cars? What kind of car would Henry VIII be?

4. If “pro” an antonym of “con”, shouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?

I will say that if I had Jesus food production powers, I’d have blown everyone’s minds by miracling up a jar of generic late 20th century pasta sauce during the Last Supper. That jar would rival the Holy Grail.

It is Mother’s Day. If you are a married mom, and feel that you need some curious wonder in your life, come say hi.