I can’t stand touching fuckin shoelaces

I can't stand touching fuckin shoelaces. you ever go and tie your shoes, and notice the end of your laces are wet? For what? Why would they be wet? you ever go to public bathrooms? And stand at the urinals. Even if the laces are dry and even if you don't touch the body of the shoe, bacteria and viruses migrate from the sole up. Your average shithouse is a sewer. You look at lady's johns', you can eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets: there's exceptions, but in men's? Heh, Piss all over the fuckin floor, urinals jammed with cigarettes and mothball cakes, it does nothin to kill germs, even if you keep your shoes tied and you're not dragging your laces through urine...