r/chessboxing•
ABQZero

Chessboxing is a NYC specialty.

Wu-Tang doesn't give a fuck, and mos def could have told you the mathematics of protecting a neck. You want to Chessbox? You can beat my head into oblivion, and ill still let your move first. You're in checkmate. It's how we do shit from Philly, NJ, NYC, and is were monsters that can fight because were broken people abused by a system.

I used to walk into Newark, NJ and ask for one on one games as a white skateboarding kid. I'm not saying this is a color thing, but the blacks were literally trapped here and we designed a prison system to hold them down.

I'm just sayin, move first, knight next, castle, wait, got ya, what did I do, you got fucked, we're dirty as shit and were all friends, extremists saying shit with nothing but 369 and an East side crew, that's gifted too. Look West see the to to the Z im not talking about math and sines when the the sinner a beginner and I'll show you the path if you last. Come at this, get a left, there's absolutely nothing left in my right brain and nothing in the left. Ambudexterious, dangerous, and fucked up, we die side by side, whether we don't judge a color but, you gotta move the white piece first even in chess and that is how you lose, you are confused, but mathematically disturbed, purturbed, a bitch and if you haven't punched your neighbor in the face, you don't know what a pist Philly native is, because we don't talk, we make problems disappear, live in fear, I watched 9/11 from my house and lost it, we know what happened, but you can't take us all as long as Snoop Dogg got so high with Willy Nelson, se said fuck this, and give green crack a try.

You want a white widow? throw some of your weed seeds in the toilet, when the police knock down your door, then shoot your children, and ask what I fight for. Chessboxing is beating someone quickly one way or another. You are always two moves ahead of an opponent, but when you're punch drunk, you can't do the math. So, it's quickness.

Don't make me ask the Wu-Tang Clan to sow your asshole shut and feed you lurics of an impossibility. YOu want Ice-T? fuck the police, and we don't answer to 12, or a 420, but 187 means a problem, and if it's against me, I don't ask for a gambit, we throw quick and you fill a sock with pennies and make dollars off you, because fuck this fuck that, were all ready to scrap. Don't step foot in the arena unless your ready to lose it did we confuse it? Abusive? Ill let the inspector or vinny P tell y'all how shit works when you're down with a plan seen shit and fucked up in a environment. We cine from a culture where snitches get stitches, and we don't have time for bitches, we don't apply to anything, we do things.

Posted Jun 12, 2024, 9:21 AM UTC

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