290 and "compact"

Anybody else just about die laughing when Bubba said he's "compact" for a 290 pound guy, then says he looks like a fat guy that lifts weights....

What kinda mirror is this guy using?? He just looks like a fat guy. He breaths like a fat guy (I remember an episode of Pigmentation that he walked into, supposedly from the merch area, and he was breathing like he'd ran a marathon),and he eats every freaking break like a fat guy.

You're just fat, Bubba. It's ok, just admit it and quit lying to yourself. It doesn't matter how often you "lift weights" when you eat 5k calories a day....