[M4F] 50 - Tell me how much you’d love to feel a frustrated married man exploding all over your gorgeous breasts… - telegram: someguy2023

Long story, cut short: my wife of 25+ years simply isn't interested in sex any more. There are a lot of reasons for this, mainly medical, but I'm not here to get into all that. If anything, I'm here to forget it. ​I still love my wife and have no interest in or intention of leaving her. But I'm not going to lie, I love sex, I love intimacy and I miss it. A lot.

​So that's brought me here... I think I need to find someone. Obviously, I'm dipping my toes in the water here, looking for something fun. It can be a one-off or it can be something ongoing if we both want it to. I just want to have some fun and maybe recapture some of that exciting magic of a new lover... the anticipation, the delicious butterflies in our stomachs, the wonderful feeling of discovering someone new. Do you know what I mean?

​What about me, I hear you ask? (I must have excellent hearing... yeah, I do dad jokes) I'm in my 50s going on 20s, I'm a professional with a demanding job (which I will never bore you about!) and a busy life outside of the internet. I've travelled a lot, I read a lot, I write in full and articulate sentences and I'm ocassionally opinionated. I'm a well-rounded person, is what I'm trying to say.

​I'm no matinee idol, but I'm not bad looking either. I admit I have something of a dad bod, but I take care of myself so I'm still reasonably toned and without a paunch. I'm well endowed, too, if that matters to you (I vaguely remember, back in the dim distant past of my single days, that it was much admired by those who saw it!). I have some NSFW pics that i can send, if you want a preview.

​And what about you? I'm hoping you're attractive. I'm not talking about your body, I'm talking about your personality: fun and funny, experienced and adventurous, able to hold a conversation without relying completely on emojis and txt spk. Maybe you're a frustrated wife in the same place as me? Maybe you're happily married but would love a pressure-free, casual outlet? Maybe you're single and have always had a secret thing for married men? If in doubt, get in touch and we'll see if we hit it off. Age isn't an issue, but please don't be a teenager - that's just too young (I really mean this). Most of all, be happy and confident... that's my biggest turn-on.

What, you actually got this far?! Then you must be interested, right? So drop me a line, I'm looking forward to hearing from you and maybe embarking on a fun and naughty little adventure!

EDIT: Men, stop messaging me!

EDIT2: If your opening line is “DM for hookup”, don’t bother… I’m not looking for an escort.

EDIT3: I said it in my post, but it doesn’t seem to be getting through: I’m. Not. Interested. In. Teenagers. I don’t care how mature you think you are for your age, please stop messaging me.