Almost got robbed in London tonight [5711 Patek]

I have severe insecurities so I wore a fake paddek 5711 to a date at novikov tonight. if you know you know this place the real deal 😩

the girl eastern euro and i am a midget so i tried compensating with my paddek. when i walked out the girl asked to borrow paddek and i said nah only people under 6 ft tall ... she got mad n left almost stole my grail 😔