PSA: Fasnacht Janitorial Division

Hi All,

The Fasnacht Janitorial Division hopes that all are enjoying this Fasnacht season.

A you may have noticed, we have made some improvements this year in an attempt to be a bit more environmentally friendly.

We now have a Mask drop box for those who wish to spread the joy of Fasnacht to others. This was suggested by Jenny, one of our newer members of the team. We thank her for such a great addition.

However, we have noticed it being used as a trash receptacle. We have found discarded papers, intestines, and other items. Please remember to use it for masks only and take your trash with you. You have no idea how hard it is to get the intestine stains out. We have to use extra strength abraxo and it’s hard to find.

Also, please refrain from throwing spoiled food items in the ground. It’s starting to attract mole rats. One of our crew was bit there other day. We got lucky, they had a spare disease cure with them, but we could have lost a valuable crew member.

Finally, a tip on how to make the festivities more enjoyable. If you are playing the Fasnacht video game on your Pip Boy/Girl, fast travel to Horizons Rest before changing worlds. This can bypass crash bugs. And you just need to head towards virtual Helvetia to enter the event area. Stan, our game programmer, tells us that he’s working on a fix.

Thanks,

The Fasnacht Janitorial Staff

PS: No, we cannot give out glowing masks. They are randomly produced by the robots and we do not have security rights to override them.