[30/M] uk/online - Anyone wanna chat?

Evening. if anyone wants to be a cool little pumpkin and keep me company for a bit and chat. That'd be grand

Long term or short term is fine by me, always got room for a friend or 2.

Lastly, pls be 18+. All things considered, I'm not here to be chris hansen'd.

Q; what's your guilty pleasure?

Yours faithfully, YFG

(Cannon fodder paragraph for the word count limit. Blah blah blah. Nothing interesting to see here. What are doing down here, my eyes are up there. Pft.)

Oh wow. You're still here huh? You know what that means right. You owe me a cool selfie. Don't be mad at me. I don't make the rules.