[TOMT] Weird song goes “but I’ll never be cloud 9…”

This is going to sound mental… I embrace that.

FOR YEARS I have been trying to remember what the heck this song is - all I remember is that the chorus was something like ‘I could be cloud 7, 8’ and then in a deep, sad voice said ‘but I will never be cloud 9’

Also, something to do with cats.

Please help me, this has been a constant thought in the back of my mind for like 10 years, I think about it all the time, I can’t find any reference to it anywhere!!

Genuinely don’t believe I can be on cloud 9 until I rediscover this song….