Just moved into Parkway Gardens

So I just got here and the first thing I wanted to see was some of the boys flash they pipe, so I could see what they workin with. Once we all got to kicking back smokin that tooka it was pipe heaven in that bih, everywhere I looked I saw a big ass pipe, like some big black poles ya know what I mean? Here's the problem.. I think I have the smallest pipe in the whole hood. How am I supposed to spank the opps asses with my pipe if I'm too embarrassed to pull out such a short pipe? I inherited my pipe straight from my grandpa so as much as I wanna say it's a glock 9 I think he got that off brand P. P. 7.. I just wanna go up the street and slap some opp ass but I'm worried I can't damage they ass enough with my grandpa's P. P. Also I asked my dude in the next apartment over how much to sag my pants and he said make sure the back is just under my bootyhole so I can fart and it doesn't get stuck in my pants too much that way the opps don't smell us coming on the next drill, does that sound right? Gang.. I can't wait to drill some opp ass