quick roast for the bestie

-nothing fits because for some reason you’re obsessed with being pregnant, but never bought maternity clothes

-you think it’s a flex that you go shopping and out to eat every day in the middle of the damn day, but it’s just exposing you for not having a job and how every single day of the life is the same as the day before

-you try to act like you’re super put together and southern, but you’re falling apart inside and out

-you claim to be a content creator, but nothing is ever content + bestie the only thing you’ve created is a baby

-your baby is your income, how sad it that?

-you post as if the wannabes in your comment section are your lifelong best friends, but it just goes to show that you seek validation from strangers because your mother was too obsessed with herself to allow you to make any actual friends

-you got married to have sex…and now you’re stuck in a childish, selfish, loveless marriage with a baby that will most likely be raising you

just a start