27 [F4M] - #Online #Anywhere looking for a fellow yapper because I yap about space and stuff.

Say yes to heaven rando on the internet and reading my post is the first step. Now that I think about it...that statement is so ambivalent. I apologize, let me start again...

In the words of our Lord and Savior, "Oh when you walk by every night talking sweet and looking fine, I get kinda happy insideeeeeee"

On a serious note, just looking for someone to chat with, no stress, etc. etc. Just vibes on vibes. Someone to return the energy I'm giving in this post. Because the opposite is crazy work and honestly, I'm over the nonchalant, indifferent, or cool guy aesthetic. Like can we be mumbling and cackling in a corner about goats or something?Idk. Just breathe, okay?

I'm pretty chill (ha! I jest myself), I'm human at the end of the day (I checked with my doctor yesterday about that), and I have zero expectations (facts) just be yourself pookie. It's draining playing these mental games. .

And we can have a connection, talk like crazy people, and create a safe space for just us to be mumbling and cackling. If you're gonna ghost (a la poubelle), if you're gonna expect me to carry the conversation (a la poubelle), if it takes time for you to open up (do a mental push up, take a deep breath, get that heart rate low so no anxiety, send me a dm, and I'll respond in kind. We'll talk about stuff you like and you can teach me about what you like; then on Sunday I'll make a presentation on it and we can laugh at how dumb my presentation is.)

Imma be honest with you, I'm not interested in the married, the open marriages, the poly...I'm sorry good folks, I only have a slot for one fellow yapper. And it just goes against my morals. I'm built like that.

Anyway, if you're interested, I got a case study we can dissect. Not really a case study, but I'm calling it that so it sounds fancy.

Kthanksbyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.