r/comics•2 yr. agoROBOBEARJDBIRDMAN, the superhero the world needs right now.Birdman sits perched on the edge of a high rise, intensely scanning the bustling city below with his finely tuned avian senses. There! On the sidewalk! Birdman leaps into action and swoops down 10, 20, 30 stories in just seconds, just in time to clutch onto a giant filthy cockroach before it runs into the cracks of the old concrete sidewalk. Crunch, crunch, crunch, bug juices flow down his beak and stain his giant feathers. A woman walking by witnesses the carnage and begins to vomit inside her purse. “Look lady,” says Birdman, “we all gotta eat, I’m sure watching you plug down a meatball sub isn’t the prettiest site to see either.”Posted Sep 12, 2024, 4:55 PM UTC10Share