Top 2 worst roommate to have is your sister & she isn’t #2

My dearly beloved older sister. Turning 30 next month, I’m 26. Recently she ran to come live with me after her gf kicked her out for lack of life motivation (weird reason but needless to say she now spends her weekends with said ex garbage gf). Things we argue over daily:

1. she leaves dishes in the sink for days + extra points when she leave food in the little catcher in the drain. Snacks for the roaches (which do come out when said food is left out)
2. stacks the garbage to the brim til no one can stick anything in and instead of throwing it out she’ll start stacking OUTSIDE the garbage can
3. orders a million packages then leaves the boxes piled up by my front door instead of throwing them in the designated area in our building which is on her way out the door…
4. the best one, has now taken over my balcony for her dog to pee & shit freely which is ok if she weren’t leaving the dog shit for days cooking in Florida heat and the pee wreaking up the place. Also bc of the stacked up shit, the giant bugs sit on it daily so when the dog goes out she’s fighting for her life to shit in peace while getting attacked and running from bugs.
5. gives her dog my emergency blankets as her bed( we don’t have washer+ dryer in unit so if I spill on mine or something happens I have emergency blankets to use til I can go wash). Which the dog has now torn holes in and vomited on multiple times

Needless to say I’ve sucker punched her twice already. Extra extra points for when she says the word ghetto when referring to me & my apartment and the city I live in. The girl is tone deaf bc she

1. has no place of her own
2. came here after 2 years w her gf with nothing at all to her name not even a chair or a blanket
3. is the root cause of roaches & nastiness around here. If anyone is ghetto it’s her but yea never live with your siblings past the age of 20 :)