32 [M4F] #Las Vegas/#Nevada- Looking for some conversation, possibly more?

Howdy, how are you doing? My current relationship status is that I sleep diagonally on my bed. I am looking to change that and I'm also willing to compromise with the occupation of the blanket. I'm here in hopes of finding that special someone to build a dream on. Before that, however, let's start things by going slow before closing that gap. I'm also willing to lie with you on how we meet your friends and family once we do meet up. Anyways, what exactly am I? Let's explore the mystery with the list of facts about me since I have no other way of describing myself. You're also more than welcome to ask me anything since I'm not shy. Enjoy!

About Me:

• 32 y/o, male, 5' 10" (1.78 m), 210lbs (95.25kg), Straight.
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.
• Myers Briggs: INTJ "The Mastermind"
• Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth Test: 23.6% Goth, 46.4% Nerd, “True Nerd”.
• Mensa: 110 IQ.
• Don't Smoke/Drugs. Occasionally Drinks
• Movies: Horror, Comedy, Action, Sci Fi, Dark Documentaries (too many favorites to list)
• TV Shows/Anime: Too many to list.
• Music: I have close to 14000ish songs and always adding more. 
• Video Games: Xbox Series X and PC+VR
  • Talk “Fallout” to me for bonus points.
• Hobbies: Driving/Off-roading, Mechanic/Fixing/Creating, Range Shooting, Hiking/Camping, Exploring, Cosplay.

About You:

• Preferably between 25-40 y/o.
  • Will consider 21-24 and 40+ if there's chemistry.
    • No one 20 and under please.
• Conversation is key. Text/voice is okay.
• Personality > Looks.
• Height doesn't matter.
• The closer you are to Las Vegas, the better your chances. Locals get priority. 
  • Las Vegas + Surrounding Areas > South West > West Coast (PST) > USA (MST - EST).
    • Don't mind distance but also must be willing to close the gap at some point.

Note:

• When messaging, please be creative. 
  • “Hi” and boring messages will be ignored or sarcastically replied too.
• If you’re not in it for the long haul, don’t bother messaging me.
• Listed as NFSW to open more possibilities.

So to everyone reading this far, tell me your favorite ice cream flavor to let me know that you actually read this post.. Also, your picture gets mine.

Hope to hear from you soon!