Detroit style pizza is an absolute disgrace to real pizza

"Detroit" is not even a style. Its just slop in a pan.

First theres way too much crust and it has a texture thats all wrong for pizza. It's not good.

The meat doesn't get even crispy because apparently nobody in Detroit understands how to properly layer a pizza. Wtf is it doing on the bottom?

And what the hell is going on with that sauce on top of the pie anyway?? Detroitians must love sauce covered faces huh?

The crispy edges would be a highlight... except they decided to use a rectangular pan for god knows what reason, so not every slice even has that crispy cheese! Complete fail.

Anyway, Detroit pizza sucks, just like everything else about Detroit.