The 26 yo Jack in the Box Employee Dumpster Sex story....

There is no 26 year old woman in the world that's gonna look at this guy and think "I'm working a hot sweaty miserable fast food job making minimum wage but I'm gonna risk my job and have spontaneous unprotected sex against a dumpster full of food in the desert with this unwashed man with a bad hair cut and half of his teeth. I definitely wanna stick my tongue in that mouth"

I don't know why he's lying to be cool? This is a lie a 17 year old tells to his friends. And even the friends know he's lying but they still hang out with the guy because they feel sorry for him cuz he's the weird kid that has no friends but probably has access to booze and weed. After high-school they move on from the kid and through out their lives reminisce about the weird kid that lied all the time to get people to think he's cool but at least he had good weed.

We all knew that kid, LD is that kid, even though he's an adult. Just emotionally stuck at 17 when he peaked.

How old was he in 85? That's the year he's always talking about. Id say he's mentally stuck at that age.