Personal collections of Atheist type quotes.

Do anyone of you have a collection of quotes dealing with religion and theists. Quotes you use to counter the creationists mindless posts. Here are a couple of my favourites, which I am sure some of you will recognise.

We have actually examined your evidence and found that it does not count.
What you are offering is a piece of paper with lotto numbers written on it in crayon and claiming that it is the winning mega millions ticket. Your evidence is bad, it really is. - unknown.

“In the face of the enormity of the evil in the world, it would be a blasphemy to suspect God of existence.” - Corina Abdulahm-Negura

There are two ways to be fooled.
One is to believe what is not true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.
--Soren Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

"If your faith can move mountains, then it should be able to withstand critism " -- Ruben2287

"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder." - Homer Simpson

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle

You can take any scientific paper and translate it into any human language, from Arabic to Zulu, and the contents of the paper will mean exactly what the paper says.
Muslims tell me this can not be done with the Qur'an, the supposed perfect word of Allah. I know which I will trust more.

You know who is better at getting their message understood by the most amount of people?
The Vogons.

Is it not amazing, that no one since Bertram Russell mentioned the china teapot, has figured out that there are in fact a couple billion teapots actually orbiting the sun.
-- Carolyn Porco.

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