Umm... so what exactly is Mike the Knight's mission supposed to be in this toy?
Posted Jul 7, 2013, 12:52 AM UTC
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For the uninformed:
In every episode of Mike the Knight, Mike pulls out his sword and something that will help him on his mission is where his sword should be.
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If mike ain't gonna use it I will :p
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He acts like a jerk for twenty minutes before giving his mom her "Knightly Dildo" back.
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You know... you never do see Mike's dad on that show...
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How you think he got that sword?
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Wreck some buttholes
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His mother has broken her arms....
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Well, you see...it was a complicated time.
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To slay the dragon in your pants.
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wow 2spooky4me #nosleep #im14andthisiswtf
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Mike's sword being a pretty blatant veined cock on a children's playset was fairly WTF when I saw it at the store with my kid, but maybe you have to be old enough to have kids who watch this crap to get it. (His sword turns into a different tool to accomplish whatever his mission will be in each episode.)
I'll go find a photo of a gaping chest wound for you instead.
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or maybe you're just a creepy perv who sees cocks everywhere
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That sword looks exactly like a dick. What else could it possibly be, humor me.
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Uh, a fucking sword with texture that whoever designed it wasn't thinking about. It's probably tiny in real life, you wouldn't notice it unless you zoomed way the fuck in like this guy did.
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And tell me that you don't see a cock also?
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It's a loaf of bread.
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Destroying that ass.