I wanna be a gentleman am I a dumbass?

So I hit it off with a baddie from tinder, does gymnastics, not heroin, 8/10, went on a first date and... didn't get ditched? Like... she was fuckin awesome dude and she wanted a second date?

And ye we gon arrange it later but I also have a fat bitch in my DMs that I promised to take on a date today (6am over here so in like 12 hours). but I can't hang up on the fattie cuz... not everyone's on tren, she's not in demand... she must've been hung up on before, definitely a virgin... and idk, ain't like I can bring myself to fuck a fat chick... but I can drop her off on the stairmaster and pick her up from there when I get divorced and buy a jaguar.

I'd just feel awful to let her down, been let down enough many times myself and I know what it's like to be ugly, hell, I'm still ugly until proven otherwise i.e. until the gymnast chick fucks me... so yeah, idk. It's not like plan B, she 6/10 40lb south of where she at now and 3/10 in her current state.

As to why match? numbers game, gotta swipe wit me dick.... but we chatted and... there was more grey text than blue text so... that's nice...

and I just got a notification that I matched with another fat chick how you do this to me man?! BRO HOW?! I don't remember swiping on these bitches!!! Now I gotta take one more bitch on a date and be nice cuz them bitches aint ever had someone be nice to them and i feel bad yknow?