How is Global Warming affecting your bathroom schedule?

For me, it's getting difficult. I have to update my schedule so often that, if I say 'believe me,' I am turning into an animal or a people who rambles about geopolitics—someone who would release their sphincter whenever they feel like it. Wonder anyone would have imagined in their wildest dreams global warming could have such scary consequence, hmm? Oh dear lord! Save us from this difficult time where man is nothing just a slave to it's bladder.