THROWDOWN THURSDAY - SAY FELLAS I HAVE A PECULIAR FEELING THAT THAT MAN'S UNCLE DOESN'T REALLY WORK AT NINTENDO

WELCOME TO THROWDOWN THURSDAY, TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK ON AND VENT ABOUT WHATEVER HAS YOU PISSED OFF THIS WEEK. JUST LET ALL THAT ANGER OUT.

SOME THINGS TO RAGE ABOUT:

• [CHARACTER I DON'T LIKE] DIDN'T DESERVE TO WIN CHOOSE YOUR LEGENDS AND [UNIT I DON'T LIKE] DOESN'T DESERVE TO WIN A HERO RISES

• Y'ALL WOULD BE A LOT HAPPIER IF YOU WERE SLOWER TO TAKE RUMORS AS FACTS I THINK. SURE MAYBE WE ARE GETTING A SWITCH SOFTWARE DIRECT THIS MONTH, SURE MAYBE KIRBY PLANET ROBOBOT IS GETTING A SWITCH PORT. BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FEEL IF THOSE AREN'T TRUE

THINGS NOT TO RAGE ABOUT:

• LOWERCASE LETTERS. THIS WILL BE STRICTLY ENFORCED. IF YOU THINK I'M KIDDING, JUST TRY ME.

• THINGS YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT. WE HAVE SMILE SUNDAY RIGHT THERE, PEOPLE.

• ANYTHING RACIST/SEXIST/HOMOPHOBIC/BIGOTED/ETC. USE ALL THE FUCKING PROFANITY YOU WANT, BUT NO SLURS. I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW WHERE THE LINE IS DRAWN.

• OTHER USERS. BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER.