M4f are you looking for a real nerd and hung guy?

I'm a scientist by profession, so you get the nerdy part. I'm 8 inches long and way too thick, so you get the hung part. I usually go 4-7 rounds a night, so you know pretty much a lot about me, don't you now? If you've been tired of dumb thirsty men in your dms, gimme a try. I'll make sure you have fun, promise.

And now comes the part where I type unnecessarily to make it long enough so that my post is not deleted. I hope this much is enough. Maybe this. Okay let's make it a bit longer. Are you still gonna drop my post, reddit?

There's a small, very small, tiny chance you might not get a reply when you text me. That means work has kept me busy. Please be a little patient. I promise I'll get back to you.