Red Sonja
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Fan Service (600 CP):
Red Sonja is a competent and skilled bad ass, and possibly the most badass character to come out of Marvel in the 70s, but there’s still a definite link between sex appeal and survival in these mini series with the likes of John Carter dropping like flies and the 3 characters who actually make it through all three volumes. And it seems to be a link you carry with you into future worlds. It’s almost like you seem to have seduced the grim reaper or something, as the sexier and more attractive you are the less likely you are to die, and the more likely it is that danger misses you by a hair, that you manage to escape destruction by the very skin of your teeth, someone trying to kill you teleports you away from nuclear devastation an instant before it goes off in your face, or that where everyone else is turned into a mindless zombie, you are chosen to be imbued with a portion of a god’s power when you would be killed instead of just becoming another zombie.
How effective this will be is all dependent upon just how attractive you are, but if you’re sexy enough it’s a rare, rare thing that could actually kill you, and even then they can expect random chance and the actions of others unaware of your plight to pull you away from death time and time again. I’d normally warn you not to rely on this sort of luck, but if you’re sexy enough...
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Posted Feb 19, 2025, 12:32 PM UTC