Fake money weird client

Had a client come through recently, and he tried to hand me fake money. Yes, fake money. He swore up and down it was the clerk’s fault, not his. But guess what? I always check cash, and I’m glad I did. The fake $100 bill felt off—shiny and smooth, like play money. So, I called him out, and of course, then he pulls out a real $100. The real one felt like it should—papery, with ridges on the jacket.

He had the nerve to get mad and call me “mean.” It’s always the same with these types. Only dudes who try to insult your intelligence call you “mean” when they get caught up. Like, I’m supposed to be dumb and just take whatever they hand me? Nah. These narcissistic clients out here need to stop playing games, especially when they’re old enough to know better. What’s wrong with these clients?