On a scale of "I'm too young to die" to "Black plague possesses thee," how hyped would you be?

You're cutting your way through Hell to close a portal, but it closes right as you get to it. An imp jumps out to fling some fireballs, but explodes in a blast of blinding yellow light. Then you hear it... A laugh...

Personally, I would love to see the NCPs rolled into the new DooM aesthetic. It would definitely be a unique opportunity for some mad co-op mechanics. But what are your thoughts?