My Name Is (2025 Version)

My Name Is if it was made in 2024/2025

I tried my best to make this so enjoy it :)

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

(Can I have the attention of the class for one second?)

Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi kids, do you dislike violets? (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 

Wanna see me pick nine-grinch fails through each one of my high kids (Nuh-uh) wanna copy me and be an outlaw like Trump did? (Yeah, yeah)

Try bid on amazon for a chip worse than my life is? (Huh?)

My brain said “wait”, i’m tryna get my head straight but i can’t twitter out which goth E-girl i want to impregnate (Oh)

And Dr. Dre said, “Tom Brady, you a basehead” (Uh-uh)

“Then he roast your face man, you wasted” Well since age twelve, i felt like i’m anyone else ‘cause i brought my original self to my top drunk and i knelt

Got pissed off and ripped Cristiano’s knees and fits off

and smacked him so hard I knocked his nude pics back to tiktok

I never touched a pound of grass, or touched an ass

Faster than a sad bitch who killed themself too fast, come here slut 

“Shady, wait a minute, that’s my baddie dawg” I don’t give a fuck 

God sent me to piss on the world non-stop

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

In 2024 women had more sex with AI, the only problem was, most of the time she was a guy

Smacked them in the face quick as an racer, chased them and blamed them, and let them die where the squid games were (Ow)

Had my toe stubbed, and my Moncler zipped up, harassed a transgender, to suck my dick in the pickup

Extraterrestrial, gunning the pedestrians with my gangsta drip while they screaming at me “Fuck being friends!”

99 percent of my life, i was guided to

I just found out my phone has less hope than i do (Damn)

I told mom i’d grow up to be a famous rapper, make a record about “Getting Over it” and name it after her (Oh, thank you)

You know you blew up when the boys are your biggest fans

And try to beat the stans although they know it are themselves

(Ahh, ahh, ahh)

This guy at Newcastle asked for my autograph 

(Dude, can I get your autograph?)

So i signed it, “Stay brave, and thanks for the discomfort, asshole”

Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Grab a cape, act like a hero straight away (Kill him)

Bought her today, don’t just stand there, move your waist

I’m not ready to beef, it’s scary to meet Kai (fuck that) I’ll have to be married inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh, yup)

Am i comin’ or flowin’? I can barely even fight

Just raged on a fifth game of fortnite, dare me to survive? (Go ahead)

All my life i was unadvised, I ain’t had a woman in years and my feet are too hairy and wide (Whoops)

Unseen like a ninja who skulk, I shit on my cock, I’ll fuck anything and i stalk (Come here)

When i was little, i used to get so chunky i would not move a single bit

How you gonna meet Ishowspeed dawg? Can’t bark and has no hits

I shake like scraptrap without a head, with a bulletproof vest on and shoot my wife till she’s dead (bang)

‘Cause i’m creamin’ glad (Grr)

And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?)

Tell him that i bought him milk in this dream that i had

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?

My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady