Thanks for ruining my night outta f-ing nowhere!

currently drunk af and wanted to hang out with friends and gf but NOOOOOOOOOO my app had to be a dick munch and refuse to function without new drivers even though it's worked perfectly fine for the last 9 months with my old driver's until tonight when I doubled my vodka dosage and randomly decided to pull this bs. Now it's almost 5 in the morning and I've only just sobered up enough to figure this out by pure chance/ accidentally falling asleep for three hours. I unironically hope whatever pants monkey that decided to update meta like this and practically lock me on this screen has to eat 50 raw eggs with vigorous chewing. >:(