27[M4F] Cambridge/UK/Anywhere - down for the usual ritual, short conversation then ghost

The crazier the conversation, the better. I've had enough of corporate nonsense lately, I need that sweet, forbidden internet fruit.

Ramblers are most welcome in my DMs. I currently have a particular soft spot for Americans complaining about president Musk ruining their country. The doomer in me watches all the indexes drop every day in despair. The absurdist in me laughs.

If we are going to talk, I would like it to be driven by communication style and outlook on life, so I am not going to list my hobbies or taste in music and movies. The only exception is Minecraft. If you are looking to play Minecraft with someone, I will rent a server. I'm a great engineer, not so great at making pretty things.

If you're here to date, I am fit, healthy and stable, both financially and mentally. If you're local, I am down to go on a date. If you're somewhere across the globe, I am absolutely not putting my ass on a 12 hour flight just to go on a date. Not interested in LDRs but down to slowly develop chemistry with the right person. I will die if I have to stay in the UK for longer than the next 10 years. A year ago, I would now say I want to go to America one day. This is obviously not going to be the case any time soon.

If you're under 23, and especially still a student, I'm down to talk but not interested in dating. I am not looking to be someone's father figure.

For the past 3 or so years, I've been feeling like I might genuinely be on the spectrum. There's a good chance I am. I feel like I tend to get along with people that feel the same way. Take it as you wish.

Me. I'll send more if you ask. Absolutely nothing NSFW in my DMs.