Request to fellow divers

Hello my fellow divers I happen to be a wandering fire safety officer who has a small request for the better spreading of democracy. When one spots a fire safety officer like myself please refrain from crossing in between us and the enemy as my primary weapon can and will light you on fire. Also when you see a fire safety officer preparing a stratagem make sure to give the area a wide berth as again our stratagems tend towards the wide area pyrotechnics. Many thanks from the Flame of Victory and fire safety officer Pyrookami.