[M4F] Almost no matter what kink you should choose, I’d like to fuck you like I’m Dr. Seuss

Hello, good day and a how do you do?

I’ve come to masturbate, how about you?

Wouldn’t you see the hot things that I can?

I’ll fuck you silly, yes I’ll be your man!

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It can be raunchy or it can be nice,

I can fuck you while I blindfold your eyes.

I can eject for you hot liquid white,

Into your mouth or cum deep inside

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If you are more the obedient sort,

I’ll tell you quick just to gurgle my sword.

And if you like to be kissed and caressed

I’ll make you feel you are heavenly blessed.

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I’m also kinky, I’ll stroke on my shaft

To naked survivors all starved on a raft.

I’ll beat my meat to an orgy or two,

And I would love to try free-using you.

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Sure I have limits, as most of us do.

I don’t like vomit or peeing or poo.

I don’t like sex when it hurts very much,

Nobody under 18 will I touch.

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It doesn’t matter where you like to write

But I’d prefer to keep it on this site

It doesn’t matter if you think you’re hot

If you can write then just give it a shot.

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No need for lyrical mastery, ma’am

Think of this more as a poetry slam.

These may be trip-e-lets, I understand

But I love anapaests and an iamb.

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In fact for spelling, you also should know,

I do not care if a letter should go.

This is not some sort of literate rant,

It is so hard just to type with one hand.

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As for replies it is not a big deal

For me to wait while you finish a meal.

Or if you sleep as we all need to do,

I will await a hot answer from you.

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That brings us all of the way to the end,

This was my search for a sexual friend.

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My inbox is open and so is my chat,

Please let me fuck you like this or like that.