Payid me for my bday 😂❤️ pweaseeeee

NSFWHOOKUP - NSW

Hey guys, so I’ve come to the realization that I might be a bit of a lone wolf… not the cool, mysterious kind, more like the “accidentally forgot to respond to texts for three weeks and now it’s awkward” kind. Also, living in Sydney right now? Absolute robbery. 😅Rent is so high I’m considering charging my houseplants for occupying space.

Anyway, it’s my birthday soon 🎉, and I was thinking what if someone with a heart of gold (or just loose change in their PayID) blessed me with a little something so I could treat myself? Nothing crazy, just a wholesome, soul-healing experience… like a Michelin-star cheeseburger from Maccas, eaten while watching TV in my pajamas like the absolute royalty that I am.

But hey, if generosity strikes and I end up with enough, maybe I’ll take myself to a fancy dinner. You know, somewhere real classy like a place that serves fries in a tiny metal basket. Either way, consider this my totally shameless, slightly humorous, and 100% hopeful birthday wish.🎉🤣😭

P.S. If all else fails, I’ll just light a candle in a Macca’s apple pie and call it a night.

My Payid : prettythangco@gmail.com

Posted Mar 12, 2025, 7:52 PM UTC ¡ locked

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